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What is it, Unca Lou?
What do you see?
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Boy, there's nothing like a good moose.
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Nothin' like a good moose.
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Yeah.
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Unca Lou, were we staring at the moose
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or was the moose staring at us?
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That's a good question, Matt.
Probably a little bit of both.
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- What do you think?
- Yeah, definitely.
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- That makes sense.
- A little bit of both.
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I don't know how
to say this any slower.
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My cousin Matthew is out
of town for the week.
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He's not here. I'm here.
You wanna talk, you have to talk to me.
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No. He's not here. Look.
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Gone, not here, out the whole week. I'm out
of here, too, so you got two seconds.
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Wait a second.
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You still there? You have something?
You don't. Fine.
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Talk to yourself. This is good. Here.
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I don't have time for a genius like this.
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Bye, sweetie.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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All right?
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Be good.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, look over there.
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Moose?
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Give me some of that!
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What a lodge, what a camp
What a place
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Tamakwa, Tamakwa
What a wonderful spot
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What a lodge, what a camp
What a place
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Everybody's happy
You'll never see a frown
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Lots of joy and happiness
And fun all around
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Tamakwa, what a wonderful spot
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What a camp, what a lodge
what a place
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I got it.
35
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- Yeah, that'll work.
- Great landing.
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My lady.
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My God, it's so tiny.
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It's dinky!
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I remember it was so much bigger.
It's nothing!
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It does seem small. Why is that?
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No, not smaller.
It doesn't seem smaller. It seems tiny.
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This is the oldest group of people
I ever saw in my entire life.
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Unca Lou!
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Having trouble gettin' up the hill?
Want a golf cart?
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I invite 30 people from
the golden age of this place.
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What do I get? I get you guys.
It's a sad state of affairs.
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It's so good to see you.
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It's really great to be here.
This is so sweet of you.
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Well, I wanted to see some of
the old faces. I'm sure I'll regret it.
50
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Hey, Mr. Big Shot Clothing Designer!
51
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I keep waiting for a cheque in the mail
for some ungodly sum. Do I get one?
52
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No. Remember, everything you learned,
you learned from me.
53
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So you're Stick Coder,
the maintenance man.
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Yeah.
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- Wylie Coder was your father, huh?
- Yeah.
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He never liked me.
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- You Brad Berman?
- Yes, I am.
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No. No, he didn't.
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God, you look great.
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Seeing you brings back
so many memories.
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I have that effect on people.
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- You look great, Kelly.
- Thanks.
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Brings back memories for me, too.
Jamie Ross!
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Unca Lou, hi.
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You have too good a tan.
You're out of work.
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I'd like you to meet
my new fiancee, Gwen.
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- Gwen, this is Unca Lou.
- Nice to meet you.
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I've heard a lot of good stuff about you,
sir, Unca... Sir.
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Sir Unca is fine.
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Bradley, you dressed for camp.
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Still flinching.
72
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Lou, is the camp smaller?
It looks smaller to me.
73
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Yes, it's smaller, Bradley.
We reduced it by half.
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We had carpenters come in just for you.
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- I get it. I get it.
- Gang!
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It's gonna be a golden week, gang!
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One for the record books.
Let me give you your cabin assignments.
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Boys in Senior Boys Two.
Girls in 49er Three.
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What are you talking about? I got to be
with Gwen. Can't we have our own cabins?
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You know where they are.
Girls are there. Boys are there.
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Why don't you go freshen up,
drop your stuff.
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We'll meet back at camp
and have an activities breakdown.
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- We're gonna have a Tamakwathon!
- All right!
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We are gonna have
a basketball tournament.
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Last night at camp we're gonna
have a dance.
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I'm gettin' old and sappy, guys, so
take advantage of me while you can.
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Unca Lou, that all sounds great,
but can't we have our own cabins, please?
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Are you gonna give me trouble?
You were a good camper, Jamie.
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I don't want any trouble this week.
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- Senior Boys Two. Sounds good to me.
- Yeah, it would.
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Come on.
We're back at camp. Play along.
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Kelly, we got things to talk about.
We don't need these guys. We never did.
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Gwen, we'll show you to girl's camp.
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Wait.
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A little welcome to Tamakwa gift.
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You are so sweet.
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- Isn't he so sweet?
- Yeah.
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He's the last of the big-time sweeties.
99
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Unca Lou. Unca Lou.
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Look at that. Twenty-one years old.
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How am I gonna go
six nights without that?
102
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You probably won't, Jamie.
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Just try not to kill any
wild animals in the process.
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- Let the games begin!
- Jesus, Jamie.
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Relax, Matty.
I got lots more where that came from.
106
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I am loaded for bear, babe.
Check it out. This is gonna be a wild week.
107
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Aw, man! It is so good to be back here.
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Couldn't have come at a better time.
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It couldn't have come at a worse time.
110
00:11:01,012 --> 00:11:03,723
We're busy as hell.
Forty calls this morning alone.
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00:11:03,723 --> 00:11:06,309
You're not gonna get
any sympathy from this guy.
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00:11:06,309 --> 00:11:09,395
This man has always been
interested in only one thing.
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You should talk.
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00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:14,734
I saw the way you and Jennifer looked
at each other over at the landing.
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Come on. I saw it cross your mind.
You and Jen, old times sakes.
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Sneaking out to the island.
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Oh, man. Mikey Blyman,
Jamie Ross,
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Bob Welsh, Matty Berman, Jack Belston,
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Ricky Warden.
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Tamakwa super heroes.
Nice Spiderman there, Matt.
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You were an artistic little rat.
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Jack Belston. Whatever happened to him?
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Last I heard,
he was living in California.
124
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I remember that day that Lou
kicked him out of camp.
125
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I still remember that ratty
old jacket he always used to wear
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Jack Belston.
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It's been a long time since
I've even heard that name.
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This place is a pit.
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00:12:01,114 --> 00:12:04,325
How did anyone spend eight
weeks in this place, huh?
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I don't remember it smelling
this much like urine.
131
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The cabin always smelled like urine.
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That's how you found it when you
came up the hill in the dark.
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Oh, my God, this is wet.
134
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Everything in here is completely wet.
135
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My stuff's wet, too.
136
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I love this. This is camp.
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This is so camp! I love this!
138
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Why was it no matter
how well your mother packed you,
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no matter how clean,
neat and dry your clothes left home,
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by the time you got to camp,
everything was completely wet?
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I remember that.
142
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These are really wet, though.
143
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It's a little too camp for me.
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Is Jamie something or what?
What is she, 11?
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- Where'd he find this one?
- A ski slope in Aspen.
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Oh. Excuse me.
147
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I love this!
I can't believe I'm here!
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Bethie.
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00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:52,850
Hey, Bethie!
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00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:55,937
Forty-niner Three. Your name's
all over the walls up here!
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00:13:55,937 --> 00:13:59,148
- Hi, Bethie!
- Isn't this great?
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I can't believe I'm here! I love this!
I can't believe it!
153
00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:06,531
Hurry up and get up here
so we can start pickin' on you.
154
00:14:06,531 --> 00:14:10,243
- Wow.
- Wow.
155
00:14:10,243 --> 00:14:12,537
You talked to her recently?
156
00:14:12,537 --> 00:14:16,541
We had her over for dinner a couple times.
I never know what to say.
157
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:21,045
I can't believe that she'd come up here.
She's so strong.
158
00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:28,970
Oh, wow. Look at this place!
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00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:33,141
- God, you guys.
- Oh, God, look at you!
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00:14:33,141 --> 00:14:35,268
- You guys!
- Hi.
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00:14:35,268 --> 00:14:39,272
- Jennifer! We were in here in '73!
- It's so weird!
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00:14:39,772 --> 00:14:42,066
- Hi, Bethie.
- Kelly.
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00:14:42,066 --> 00:14:45,069
- You guys were over in 49er Five.
- Forty-niner Five.
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I was in here with Randa Martin.
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00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:49,741
- Randa Martin! That's so weird!
- Linda Belzer.
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00:14:49,741 --> 00:14:51,951
- Linda Belzer!
- Jodie Keefer.
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00:14:51,951 --> 00:14:54,662
- How did you remember that?
- I don't know.
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00:14:54,662 --> 00:14:58,541
- I'm Gwen, Jamie's fiancee.
- I'm Beth. Nice to meet you.
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00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:02,545
A little present he gave me. Can't tell
if it's a bathing suit or dental floss.
170
00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:06,549
Whatever it is, it makes me sick
how good you're gonna look in it.
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- Shut up. That's sweet.
- Savour that.
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00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:11,471
Could be the last nice thing
you ever hear her say.
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00:15:11,471 --> 00:15:14,140
That is just not true.
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I am planning on being nothing
but extremely delightful this entire week.
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00:15:18,978 --> 00:15:23,775
I would appreciate it if you didn't pin
an attitude on me until I deserve it.
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00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:47,465
Jack?
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00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:51,678
Jack Belston?
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00:15:51,678 --> 00:15:53,846
Hiya, Matt!
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00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:55,765
Hey, buddy!
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00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:58,059
- How ya doin'?
- I'm doin' all right.
181
00:15:58,059 --> 00:16:02,063
- Look at you, man.
- No one's heard from you in so long.
182
00:16:02,063 --> 00:16:04,065
- Are you still living in L.A.?
- Oh, yeah.
183
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:06,984
Lou tracked me down through my parents.
Jenny Morton?
184
00:16:06,984 --> 00:16:09,362
Holy cow! Holy cow!
185
00:16:09,362 --> 00:16:11,781
This is too much!
186
00:16:11,781 --> 00:16:14,951
- Jamie Ross!
- Hey!
187
00:16:14,951 --> 00:16:18,287
- Tamakwa super hero!
- '72!
188
00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:19,372
Jack?
189
00:16:21,165 --> 00:16:25,169
Beth! Bethie! Hi!
190
00:16:25,378 --> 00:16:29,382
- Hi.
- Oh, God.
191
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:33,761
Oh. You look so different.
192
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,264
I didn't expect to see you here.
193
00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:39,767
I should have been at Rick's funeral.
194
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,894
Look, it's no big deal.
195
00:16:41,894 --> 00:16:47,483
- I'm sorry.
- It's great to see you.
196
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:52,488
Oh, my God. So many memories.
197
00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:55,283
Okay, gang, Wakonda's smiling.
We got great weather...
198
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:57,076
Hello, Unca Lou.
199
00:16:57,076 --> 00:16:59,871
Jack! Hello.
200
00:16:59,871 --> 00:17:02,665
Go dump your stuff in
the cabin and put on a suit.
201
00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:04,375
We got off to kind of a late start,
202
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:07,170
so we're gonna begin the day
with activity number three.
203
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:11,174
Activity number three? Jack just got here.
Can't we hang out for a little bit?
204
00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:14,886
No. Wakonda gives you weather
like this, you gotta jump all over it.
205
00:17:14,886 --> 00:17:15,887
Wakonda.
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00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:18,681
Wakonda,
the Indian god of weather.
207
00:17:18,681 --> 00:17:21,476
Do you still use him
to get kids to go swimmin'?
208
00:17:21,476 --> 00:17:23,603
Yes, I do. Go get your suit on.
209
00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:29,484
Come on, Lou. You're not actually gonna
make us take a swim test, are you?
210
00:17:29,484 --> 00:17:32,695
You can't use the boats unless you
have a white cap. You know the rules.
211
00:17:32,695 --> 00:17:35,365
First day of camp, you always
have to take a swimming test.
212
00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:38,576
We're adults.
You can't make adults take a swim test.
213
00:17:38,576 --> 00:17:41,871
Let me say right now,
if this is some elaborate "schreck"
214
00:17:41,871 --> 00:17:45,500
where I'm the only one
who dives in, I knew it.
215
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,504
- What's a schreck?
- A schreck is a camp gag, a trick.
216
00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:54,175
- Most of them are pretty stupid.
- I was king of the schrecks.
217
00:17:54,175 --> 00:17:57,387
Yeah. Lou, remember the time we
put the sailboat in your cabin?
218
00:17:58,888 --> 00:18:01,182
Okay. Here we go.
219
00:18:01,182 --> 00:18:04,310
Get on your marks,
220
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,978
get set,
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00:18:05,978 --> 00:18:07,980
go!
222
00:18:10,274 --> 00:18:13,986
Reverse schreck! Yeah!
223
00:18:14,904 --> 00:18:17,281
Come on. I'm not in the mood
to throw anybody in today.
224
00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:30,211
This is one of those
things you never use in real life.
225
00:18:30,294 --> 00:18:33,506
When in real life do you ever
have to tread water for ten minutes?
226
00:18:33,506 --> 00:18:37,176
- How about never?
- Hey, you guys, look.
227
00:18:37,176 --> 00:18:40,596
I feel like I'm in a scene from
The Deer Hunter Look up at Stick.
228
00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:44,100
Just squint your eyes a little bit.
229
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,394
- Wow! Cool, man!
- I don't see it.
230
00:18:46,394 --> 00:18:49,313
- Absolutely! Absolutely!
- Totally cool.
231
00:18:56,779 --> 00:18:58,906
- What's this?
- That's the joint.
232
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:02,618
The jaw. That's the jaw.
233
00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,120
Very good. And this?
234
00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:07,290
That's the gaff rig.
It connects the boom to the mast.
235
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:10,001
Terrific, Kelly! That's great!
236
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,586
Listen, I...
237
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:19,594
I gotta say I'm really happy
that you guys are back here.
238
00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:22,513
The time that you were here
was the golden age of this place.
239
00:19:22,513 --> 00:19:26,017
Who knows why? But it was the time
where everything came together.
240
00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:29,604
Everything jelled.
241
00:19:31,814 --> 00:19:35,818
And I love that you remember this stuff,
because I don't. Let's go sailing.
242
00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:48,122
I forgot how great
you were at all this stuff.
243
00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:50,792
I was never good at anything at camp.
244
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:53,795
I always had a good tan, though.
That's important.
245
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:57,298
The one camp skill that you can use.
246
00:19:57,298 --> 00:19:59,801
You never heard from him again?
247
00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:02,095
Weren't you surprised?
248
00:20:02,095 --> 00:20:05,014
He just called you out of
the blue after all these years?
249
00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:09,018
I was surprised, all right,
but, you know, things come around.
250
00:20:09,394 --> 00:20:12,897
Life is crazy. Go figure.
251
00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:16,734
How about you? You okay? You happy?
252
00:20:19,821 --> 00:20:23,408
I'm happy to be away from my
cousin Brad for a few minutes.
253
00:20:23,408 --> 00:20:26,035
He's done a really great
job with our business.
254
00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:28,413
But the guy can make a tick nervous.
255
00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:31,332
I'm thinking of getting out
of the business altogether.
256
00:20:31,332 --> 00:20:33,710
It's just not my thing.
It's not for me.
257
00:20:35,003 --> 00:20:39,007
- Bradley, want some help?
- Not a problem, Lou. Piece o' cake.
258
00:20:39,424 --> 00:20:41,718
Sailing's like second nature to me.
259
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:44,512
Boat's just a little smaller
than I remember, that's all.
260
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:47,932
He'll be in the water on the count of five.
Mark my words.
261
00:20:57,316 --> 00:20:59,527
I can't believe it.
262
00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:03,531
What the hell kind of boats are these?
You can't afford new boats?
263
00:21:03,823 --> 00:21:05,742
Kids could hurt themselves.
264
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:09,704
Lawsuit on your hands.
You slip...
265
00:21:10,204 --> 00:21:13,041
I'm standing. I'm all right.
266
00:21:17,337 --> 00:21:20,340
You're so good at this. I'm so proud of you.
267
00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:27,638
Kelly Berman: successful wife,
mother of two, homemaker,
268
00:21:27,638 --> 00:21:30,141
and expert sailor.
269
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:34,729
Is this a golden Tamakwa day, or what?
270
00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:39,317
I've decided I wanna be
just like Kelly when I grow up.
271
00:21:39,317 --> 00:21:42,028
And I wanna be just like Jennifer.
272
00:21:42,028 --> 00:21:46,032
And I wanna have a body like Gwen's.
273
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,825
No shit.
274
00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:15,645
Could you picture Lou having sex?
275
00:22:15,645 --> 00:22:18,856
Give the guy a break, Jennifer.
He's 65 years old.
276
00:22:18,856 --> 00:22:22,527
I don't mean now. I mean ever.
277
00:22:22,527 --> 00:22:26,155
Could you ever picture him doing it?
278
00:22:26,155 --> 00:22:30,827
For me, it's not really something
that ever came up.
279
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,829
I couldn't, ever.
280
00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:35,331
I could never just close my eyes
281
00:22:35,331 --> 00:22:38,960
and picture Lou screwing.
282
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,839
I would try, and I'd just draw blanks.
It's the weirdest thing.
283
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:47,135
Gotta be honest with you, Jennifer,
and I think I speak for the whole group.
284
00:22:47,135 --> 00:22:49,637
You just crossed that line of
how well we need to know you.
285
00:22:53,558 --> 00:22:56,060
Aren't you guys worrying
about Unca Lou doing a dirty dog?
286
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:59,147
Lou's not gonna do a dirty dog.
287
00:22:59,147 --> 00:23:02,942
We're too old. Besides,
it's just a kitchen raid.
288
00:23:02,942 --> 00:23:05,236
- What's a "dirty dog"?
- What's a "dirty dog"?
289
00:23:05,236 --> 00:23:07,864
It's annoying, that's what it is.
290
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,866
Late at night, everyone's asleep.
291
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:13,828
If you were out of your cabin,
somehow, Lou knew.
292
00:23:14,037 --> 00:23:15,955
It was weird.
293
00:23:15,955 --> 00:23:20,752
It was like Kreskin,
Nostradamus and Unca Lou.
294
00:23:21,544 --> 00:23:23,838
He'd be out prowling,
waiting to bust you.
295
00:23:23,838 --> 00:23:26,966
We call it "doing dirty dog."
296
00:23:29,344 --> 00:23:34,849
Oh, man! I forgot how much fun
a kitchen raid could be.
297
00:23:36,768 --> 00:23:40,063
I forgot why I quit
smoking pot: the munchies.
298
00:23:40,063 --> 00:23:42,732
No shit. The munchies.
299
00:23:42,732 --> 00:23:46,069
I forgot all about the munchies.
300
00:23:46,069 --> 00:23:48,946
Want some more turkey?
301
00:23:51,574 --> 00:23:53,659
- You know what I saw today?
- What?
302
00:23:53,659 --> 00:23:57,372
- The spot where I first kissed a boy.
- Really?
303
00:23:57,372 --> 00:24:00,958
- Adam Randall.
- Adam Randall.
304
00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:04,253
I was 11,
and we made out by the swing set
305
00:24:04,253 --> 00:24:06,255
one night after dinner
306
00:24:06,255 --> 00:24:08,841
I had a mouthful of braces.
307
00:24:08,841 --> 00:24:12,845
We pulled apart, and his lips
were covered with blood.
308
00:24:13,262 --> 00:24:17,266
My braces had cut him,
and he didn't even know it.
309
00:24:18,851 --> 00:24:22,855
For the rest of the summer I was branded.
No boys would even look at me.
310
00:24:23,272 --> 00:24:25,650
Whatever happened to Adam Randall?
311
00:24:25,650 --> 00:24:28,069
In prison for killing an orthodontist.
312
00:24:30,279 --> 00:24:32,865
I had my first boner here at camp.
313
00:24:32,865 --> 00:24:34,951
Hello.
314
00:24:35,743 --> 00:24:39,163
I was in Ranger Two.
I was 11 years old.
315
00:24:39,163 --> 00:24:41,582
Thing woke me up out of a dead sleep.
316
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:44,961
Man, I was completely freaked out.
317
00:24:44,961 --> 00:24:47,380
I didn't know what was goin' on.
318
00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:50,258
I thought the thing was
gonna explode or something.
319
00:24:50,258 --> 00:24:53,970
I figured I needed a tetanus shot.
320
00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:57,765
Next morning I woke up,
it was still there.
321
00:24:57,765 --> 00:25:00,351
I knew there was no way
I could go to breakfast
322
00:25:00,351 --> 00:25:03,980
with this big boner stickin' out.
323
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:09,777
So I did the best thing I could think of
I taped the sucker to my leg.
324
00:25:11,154 --> 00:25:13,573
Took me about an hour
to get to breakfast that day
325
00:25:17,285 --> 00:25:21,289
When I finally get there, who do I see?
326
00:25:21,664 --> 00:25:22,874
Ida Heinken.
327
00:25:29,756 --> 00:25:33,092
Let me tell ya,
I used some pretty heavy masking tape.
328
00:25:33,092 --> 00:25:35,178
And lots of it.
329
00:25:35,178 --> 00:25:39,182
But it was no match for Ida Heinken.
330
00:25:48,191 --> 00:25:51,861
Hey, Stick, another bucket
of peanut butter for Kelly.
331
00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:17,762
Short sheet.
332
00:26:17,762 --> 00:26:19,889
Toothpaste! Come on!
333
00:26:19,889 --> 00:26:22,767
How old are you idiots?
What are you guys, 11?
334
00:26:22,767 --> 00:26:25,687
It's not funny! Stop laughing.
335
00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:27,689
God! You guys suck!
336
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:33,194
Good night, Bradley.
337
00:26:48,376 --> 00:26:50,795
Bell.
338
00:26:52,588 --> 00:26:54,507
Oh, God.
339
00:26:56,175 --> 00:26:58,177
The bell!
340
00:26:58,886 --> 00:27:02,306
Okay, Lou, we got it!
341
00:27:02,306 --> 00:27:03,975
Jesus.
342
00:27:08,396 --> 00:27:11,190
Goddamn camp beds!
343
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,078
- Morning, Bradley.
- Don't talk to me, butt breath.
344
00:27:24,078 --> 00:27:27,206
You jerk-offs pull a schreck like that.
345
00:27:27,206 --> 00:27:29,500
After all, I invented it.
346
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:33,379
Amateur hour around here,
strictly amateurs.
347
00:27:45,808 --> 00:27:50,897
No toilet paper!
You guys are good!
348
00:27:50,897 --> 00:27:53,691
Now, yeah, this is a brilliant schreck.
349
00:27:53,691 --> 00:27:56,819
You guys working for NASA?
350
00:27:56,819 --> 00:28:00,490
Huh? Is there a blueprint for this plan,
'cause I'd love to see it.
351
00:28:00,490 --> 00:28:04,118
Did you carry the toilet paper
down in shifts?
352
00:28:04,118 --> 00:28:06,788
This isn't a privy.
It's a think tank!
353
00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:13,795
You gotta get up pretty early
to beat the schreck king!
354
00:28:29,102 --> 00:28:34,023
I don't know, Unca Lou.
It was the way you ran the camp.
355
00:28:34,023 --> 00:28:36,818
You were this mystic, this guru.
356
00:28:36,818 --> 00:28:38,903
You were Unca Lou.
357
00:28:38,903 --> 00:28:42,407
Remember how he used to know every
kid's name, even the new kids?
358
00:28:42,407 --> 00:28:45,827
Ever figure that one out?
359
00:28:45,827 --> 00:28:47,912
How'd I do it, Jack?
360
00:28:47,912 --> 00:28:49,998
- You wanna know?
- Yeah.
361
00:28:49,998 --> 00:28:55,003
Observe closely.
Hello there, young Lou Handler!
362
00:28:55,003 --> 00:28:57,797
How are you today?
Nice to have you back with us.
363
00:28:57,797 --> 00:29:01,509
Oh, man. Kid never knew what hit him!
364
00:29:01,509 --> 00:29:04,012
Is that true, Unca Lou?
Is that what you did?
365
00:29:04,012 --> 00:29:05,805
- I did other stuff, too.
- Like what?
366
00:29:05,805 --> 00:29:07,932
I'm not gonna tell ya.
I have trade secrets.
367
00:29:07,932 --> 00:29:10,393
- Who are we gonna tell?
- You don't wanna know.
368
00:29:10,393 --> 00:29:13,021
- Spill it, Lou.
- Okay, all right.
369
00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:15,815
Well, over the years, for example,
370
00:29:15,815 --> 00:29:20,820
once in a while a kid would come up,
and he'd feel left out or lonely.
371
00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:23,322
And he'd need something
to feel a little special.
372
00:29:23,322 --> 00:29:26,034
So I would give him
a super secret Indian name.
373
00:29:26,034 --> 00:29:28,995
- I still remember mine.
- I remember yours.
374
00:29:28,995 --> 00:29:31,205
- You remember mine?
- I do. I remember it.
375
00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:33,499
Come on, Unca Lou.
That was 20 years ago.
376
00:29:33,499 --> 00:29:36,127
- I do!
- There's no way you remember mine!
377
00:29:36,127 --> 00:29:39,005
- I remember it!
- All right, tell me what it was.
378
00:29:39,005 --> 00:29:44,135
Matthew, your super secret
Indian name was Thundering Cloud.
379
00:29:44,135 --> 00:29:46,637
That's right. That's incredible!
380
00:29:46,637 --> 00:29:50,099
- That was 20 years ago!
- What's mine? I forget. What's mine?
381
00:29:51,601 --> 00:29:53,019
Bradley,
382
00:29:53,019 --> 00:29:57,815
your super secret Indian name was...
383
00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:02,403
Yeah?
384
00:30:03,905 --> 00:30:06,115
- Thundering Cloud.
- What?
385
00:30:06,908 --> 00:30:08,826
That's bullshit, Unca Lou!
386
00:30:08,826 --> 00:30:10,703
It sure is.
387
00:30:10,703 --> 00:30:13,623
My whole life I've been living a lie.
It's unbelievable.
388
00:30:13,623 --> 00:30:16,834
Hey, you get crazy.
I think you got a lawsuit here.
389
00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:20,338
You still love it, Lou?
Is it still as much fun as it always was?
390
00:30:21,339 --> 00:30:24,133
It's been 43 wonderful summers.
391
00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:27,428
But this one, I'm sorry to say, was it.
392
00:30:27,428 --> 00:30:29,722
What are you talking about?
You're kidding, right?
393
00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:33,434
No, I'm not. I invited you up
because, as I said earlier,
394
00:30:33,434 --> 00:30:35,645
you were from the golden age
of this place,
395
00:30:35,645 --> 00:30:39,440
and I wanted to share my last week
with you. This is the last week.
396
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,235
Unca Lou, is this about money?
397
00:30:42,235 --> 00:30:45,238
'Cause if it's about money I'm sure
we can help you raise some.
398
00:30:45,238 --> 00:30:48,449
Maybe we could hire someone
to help you run the place.
399
00:30:48,449 --> 00:30:52,412
We could always organise
a committee of the camp alumni.
400
00:30:52,412 --> 00:30:54,539
We could figure something out.
401
00:30:54,539 --> 00:30:58,251
No, it's not about money.
It's about my connection with the kids.
402
00:31:00,837 --> 00:31:04,048
Summer camps shut down
at the rate of about 30 a year.
403
00:31:04,048 --> 00:31:08,052
We've had a very long run,
longer than most of them.
404
00:31:08,553 --> 00:31:10,930
Hey! It's not that big a deal.
405
00:31:10,930 --> 00:31:14,934
You like this place so much because
the rest of your lives are so boring.
406
00:31:15,018 --> 00:31:18,938
Lighten up.
Everything's gonna work out fine.
407
00:31:18,938 --> 00:31:20,815
I'm happy about this.
408
00:31:51,846 --> 00:31:55,141
Holy shit. Jack Belston.
I still can't believe you're here.
409
00:31:55,141 --> 00:31:57,143
I'm here. What's the big deal?
410
00:31:57,143 --> 00:31:59,854
Why's everybody so surprised to see me?
411
00:31:59,854 --> 00:32:03,441
Well, 'cause you got kicked
out of camp. Lou kicked you out.
412
00:32:03,441 --> 00:32:07,445
Brad, that was over 20 years ago.
Would you give the guy a break?
413
00:32:07,528 --> 00:32:10,448
He asked me why I was surprised,
and I told the truth.
414
00:32:10,448 --> 00:32:12,533
Give me a break.
415
00:32:12,533 --> 00:32:14,827
What is it that you do, Jack?
416
00:32:14,827 --> 00:32:17,747
I work in an art gallery
on Sunset Boulevard.
417
00:32:17,747 --> 00:32:19,832
We sell hippie art.
418
00:32:19,832 --> 00:32:23,127
It's really just an excuse
to go to Grateful Dead concerts.
419
00:32:23,127 --> 00:32:25,838
- You rich?
- Not even close.
420
00:32:25,838 --> 00:32:29,634
Too bad. You've gotten kinda sexy.
421
00:32:30,635 --> 00:32:33,554
Jack. Where have you been
all these years?
422
00:32:33,554 --> 00:32:37,558
- How come you never called any of us?
- I didn't have anything to say.
423
00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:39,644
Why'd you come back now?
424
00:32:39,644 --> 00:32:42,647
Lou's call reminded me of something
I needed to take care of,
425
00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:44,649
an amends I had to make.
426
00:32:44,649 --> 00:32:48,236
Plus, you know, I thought it'd be a hoot.
427
00:32:48,236 --> 00:32:50,655
Why walk some place
when you can run?
428
00:32:50,655 --> 00:32:54,242
Gwen and I run three miles every morning
as a warm-up before we work out.
429
00:32:54,242 --> 00:32:55,535
- Right, baby?
- Right!
430
00:32:56,536 --> 00:32:59,038
We really ought to spend
the rest of this week
431
00:32:59,038 --> 00:33:03,042
coming up with an elaborate way
to kill those two.
432
00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:47,879
That's good for me.
I'm gonna go watch some paint dry.
433
00:33:47,879 --> 00:33:50,173
Who wants to play basketball?
434
00:33:50,173 --> 00:33:52,884
Where you goin'?
What's goin' on, guys?
435
00:33:52,884 --> 00:33:55,345
- See you at dinner, Lou.
- Where you goin'?
436
00:33:55,678 --> 00:33:58,473
He'll sit here all day and watch that moose.
437
00:33:58,473 --> 00:34:01,351
Sorry, Lou.
Got a nap in my near future.
438
00:34:06,773 --> 00:34:09,776
"There are strange things
done in the midnight sun
439
00:34:09,776 --> 00:34:11,778
"by the men who moil for gold.
440
00:34:11,778 --> 00:34:14,364
"And the arctic trails hold secret tales
441
00:34:14,364 --> 00:34:17,283
"that would make your blood run cold.
442
00:34:17,283 --> 00:34:19,786
"The Northern Lights
have seen queer sights,
443
00:34:19,786 --> 00:34:21,663
"but the queerest they ever did see
444
00:34:21,663 --> 00:34:24,082
"was the night on the marge
of Lake Labarge
445
00:34:24,082 --> 00:34:26,668
"where I cremated Sam McGee.
446
00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:30,254
"Now, Sam McGee was from Tennessee
where the cotton blooms and blows.
447
00:34:30,254 --> 00:34:32,965
"Why he left his home
in the South to roam the Pole,
448
00:34:32,965 --> 00:34:34,884
"God only knows.
449
00:34:34,884 --> 00:34:36,886
"He was always cold.
450
00:34:36,886 --> 00:34:40,264
"The land of gold seemed
to hold him like a spell.
451
00:34:40,264 --> 00:34:44,894
"Though he'd often say in his homely
way that he'd rather live in hell.
452
00:34:44,894 --> 00:34:48,356
"On a Christmas day we were mushing
our way over the Dawson Trail.
453
00:34:48,356 --> 00:34:51,484
"Talk of York cold
through the parka's fold
454
00:34:51,484 --> 00:34:53,986
it stabbed like a driven nail."
455
00:34:58,491 --> 00:35:00,493
Get some sleep, huh?
456
00:35:02,161 --> 00:35:05,373
Have you fallen out of love with me?
457
00:35:05,373 --> 00:35:09,377
No. Kelly, what...
458
00:35:10,378 --> 00:35:12,588
Please, don't do this.
459
00:35:12,588 --> 00:35:15,883
We're up here to have fun.
We're here to have a good time and relax.
460
00:35:16,175 --> 00:35:19,262
And we're up here to straighten things out.
461
00:35:19,262 --> 00:35:21,889
Isn't that right? Isn't that what you said?
462
00:35:21,889 --> 00:35:23,891
Yes, but there are thing...
463
00:35:23,891 --> 00:35:27,395
Look, I'm just tired, okay?
It's been a long day.
464
00:35:27,395 --> 00:35:30,273
I don't remember camp being so tiring.
465
00:35:35,486 --> 00:35:39,490
I remember you and Jennifer used to stand
out here saying good night for hours.
466
00:35:41,492 --> 00:35:44,495
Our counsellor used
to make us come out and get her.
467
00:35:47,165 --> 00:35:50,376
I always wanted to be the one
kissing you good night.
468
00:35:58,676 --> 00:36:00,970
Get some sleep, okay?
469
00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:03,389
- Okay.
- Okay.
470
00:36:40,301 --> 00:36:43,179
The water was perfect, nice and hot.
471
00:36:43,179 --> 00:36:45,598
Makes him pee just a little bit more.
472
00:36:53,189 --> 00:36:55,400
Jamie's not stupid.
He gets to go to sleep.
473
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,404
We gotta wait up for your cousin to urinate.
I'm not so sure I like this deal.
474
00:37:03,783 --> 00:37:05,201
Pee.
475
00:37:09,706 --> 00:37:12,208
Oh, God!
476
00:37:13,084 --> 00:37:15,003
Holy shit!
477
00:37:16,587 --> 00:37:20,216
I'll tell you one thing.
We are not nice people.
478
00:37:20,216 --> 00:37:22,301
Not tonight we're not.
479
00:37:36,399 --> 00:37:40,319
Damn it! Lou! I'm on vacation!
480
00:37:57,628 --> 00:38:00,423
God, he was Rick's best friend.
481
00:38:02,091 --> 00:38:04,427
Taught him how to smoke pot.
482
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,721
That's lovely.
483
00:38:06,721 --> 00:38:12,101
I think he's in AA now. I think that's
what that "making amends" thing was.
484
00:38:12,101 --> 00:38:14,729
Yeah, that's what I figured.
485
00:38:17,315 --> 00:38:19,400
I haven't yet.
486
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,530
Haven't what?
487
00:38:26,532 --> 00:38:28,826
Had sex since Rick.
488
00:38:28,826 --> 00:38:32,705
I know you're wondering.
I know how your mind works.
489
00:38:40,922 --> 00:38:42,298
I've...
490
00:38:42,298 --> 00:38:46,302
I come to the brink and then I...
I can't do it.
491
00:38:50,014 --> 00:38:53,017
Yeah, I didn't think so.
492
00:38:53,017 --> 00:38:56,604
But I don't think about it every day.
493
00:38:56,604 --> 00:38:59,315
I try not to think about it.
494
00:39:08,032 --> 00:39:10,702
He's had a hard time.
495
00:39:10,702 --> 00:39:14,414
Rough years. It shows.
496
00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:20,128
God, I'm glad he came back.
497
00:39:22,630 --> 00:39:26,634
Go, baby, yeah!
498
00:39:33,224 --> 00:39:36,436
He's a moron.
No wonder you're attracted to him.
499
00:39:46,612 --> 00:39:50,241
Unca Lou. Stick. Perfect day.
500
00:39:50,241 --> 00:39:53,536
Yeah. Just giving my young
friend here a little pointer.
501
00:39:53,536 --> 00:39:56,039
Looks like he's learning the hard way.
502
00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:59,917
It's the only way to learn, Matthew.
What about you? Want a sparring lesson?
503
00:39:59,917 --> 00:40:02,128
Going sailing, Unca Lou.
504
00:40:02,128 --> 00:40:05,214
Free period, remember?
I always hated boxing.
505
00:40:05,214 --> 00:40:07,425
Everybody's got their own interests.
506
00:40:07,425 --> 00:40:10,928
- That's the beauty of camp.
- Beauty of camp.
507
00:40:16,517 --> 00:40:19,520
I don't see why you
dismiss it so quickly, honey.
508
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,647
I'm not dismissing it quickly.
509
00:40:21,647 --> 00:40:24,025
I like my life. I always have.
510
00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:25,818
I'm not like these other guys,
511
00:40:25,818 --> 00:40:29,739
not into all this Oprah Winfrey,
pop self-reality bullshit.
512
00:40:29,739 --> 00:40:33,743
I like to ski, I like to travel,
I like to make money
513
00:40:33,951 --> 00:40:35,828
and I like you.
514
00:40:42,627 --> 00:40:46,547
Yeah, but, don't you think
that we could run this place?
515
00:40:46,547 --> 00:40:49,634
You and I, we could do it together.
516
00:40:49,634 --> 00:40:53,638
I told those guys I'd play in the twilight
volleyball game. I gotta go.
517
00:40:54,055 --> 00:40:57,558
Finish getting dressed, meet me down
there and we'll have a blast, okay?
518
00:40:57,558 --> 00:40:59,644
- I love you.
- Wait a minute, Jamie.
519
00:41:00,645 --> 00:41:01,729
I wanna talk to you.
520
00:41:03,856 --> 00:41:06,943
What do you want?
What do you want? What do you want?
521
00:41:08,152 --> 00:41:11,030
You don't plan on us having kids, do you?
522
00:41:11,030 --> 00:41:14,158
The thought of me getting pregnant
scares you, doesn't it?
523
00:41:15,535 --> 00:41:17,328
Baby, you're 21 years old.
524
00:41:17,328 --> 00:41:19,831
What are you worried
about having kids for?
525
00:41:19,831 --> 00:41:23,835
You got 15 years before
that biological clock goes off.
526
00:41:24,043 --> 00:41:26,546
- It's already going off.
- Really?
527
00:41:26,546 --> 00:41:30,550
Well, roll over and see if there's
a snooze button 'cause I like my life.
528
00:41:30,967 --> 00:41:34,262
Got it? Good.
529
00:41:35,555 --> 00:41:39,267
Finish getting dressed, meet me
down there and we'll have a good time.
530
00:41:39,267 --> 00:41:43,855
Later we'll come back here and
do that again, 'cause it was good.
531
00:42:21,976 --> 00:42:25,063
I wanna be a kid again.
532
00:42:27,857 --> 00:42:30,151
I was good at being a kid, wasn't I?
533
00:42:43,581 --> 00:42:46,250
You think it's gonna matter, Jen?
534
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:49,462
About the camp. I mean...
535
00:42:49,462 --> 00:42:52,465
In five years, do you think
it'll matter if it's gone?
536
00:42:52,465 --> 00:42:54,967
I don't know.
537
00:42:56,469 --> 00:42:58,971
I mean, I really don't.
538
00:43:00,682 --> 00:43:03,267
You're still really beautiful, Jennifer.
539
00:43:04,769 --> 00:43:07,271
Still got those beautiful eyes.
540
00:43:10,149 --> 00:43:14,153
Whatever happened to that weird
painting that you did of my eyes?
541
00:43:14,362 --> 00:43:15,571
Remember that?
542
00:43:18,866 --> 00:43:21,869
Yeah, my mother...
543
00:43:21,869 --> 00:43:25,873
keeps all your clippings
from the business section.
544
00:43:25,873 --> 00:43:30,586
Still refers to you as
"the one that got away."
545
00:43:30,586 --> 00:43:35,174
I like that. It makes me sound
like a mackerel or something.
546
00:43:43,182 --> 00:43:45,268
Good night, Matthew.
547
00:43:45,268 --> 00:43:48,271
I'd better go back to my cabin.
548
00:43:50,273 --> 00:43:55,194
Wouldn't want you to get into trouble
with your counsellor or anything.
549
00:44:06,581 --> 00:44:09,292
Wait. Wait, you guys.
We should go back. My cousin...
550
00:44:09,292 --> 00:44:11,794
- He'll be so annoyed.
- I just wanna see his face.
551
00:44:44,285 --> 00:44:46,371
- Hey.
- What?
552
00:44:46,371 --> 00:44:48,581
- It's a raid.
- Kelly? Wanna go somewhere?
553
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:52,669
Now? Yeah, all right.
554
00:44:55,296 --> 00:44:57,006
Kelly, wake up.
555
00:45:01,803 --> 00:45:03,471
She's out cold.
556
00:45:03,471 --> 00:45:07,308
Why don't you try waving
some peanut butter in her face?
557
00:45:11,396 --> 00:45:14,774
Why don't you come out with us?
558
00:45:14,774 --> 00:45:18,695
We're gonna take a walk,
get some beer and talk.
559
00:45:19,904 --> 00:45:21,989
Come on.
560
00:45:23,491 --> 00:45:25,493
All right.
561
00:46:09,203 --> 00:46:13,207
What do you say we take
the Pointer out for a late-night spin?
562
00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:15,501
- Let's take Lou's boat.
- Nah, the Pointer.
563
00:46:17,712 --> 00:46:22,717
When I was a kid, all I ever wanted
to do was drive this thing.
564
00:46:24,802 --> 00:46:28,806
Hey, Jack.
How come you got kicked out of camp?
565
00:46:29,015 --> 00:46:31,684
Did you ever hear the Sam Grover story?
566
00:46:32,602 --> 00:46:36,105
No. What's a Sam Grover story?
567
00:46:38,024 --> 00:46:43,905
Well, we were campers,
so it was basically kept from us.
568
00:46:43,905 --> 00:46:49,827
But I hung out with a lot of junior
counsellors in my last year, so I knew.
569
00:46:49,827 --> 00:46:55,291
Sam Grover was a counsellor from
Buffalo that Lou hired over the phone.
570
00:46:56,918 --> 00:47:00,296
When he got off the bus in Toronto,
Lou realised his mistake.
571
00:47:01,297 --> 00:47:04,008
You see, Sam Grover was black
572
00:47:04,008 --> 00:47:07,804
and wouldn't, according to Lou,
fit in up at camp.
573
00:47:09,013 --> 00:47:13,017
So Lou paid for his bus fare
and first week's salary.
574
00:47:14,310 --> 00:47:18,106
apologised and put him
on the next bus back to Buffalo.
575
00:47:22,193 --> 00:47:25,113
What did he say?
What was his reason?
576
00:47:26,406 --> 00:47:29,033
Never gave one.
577
00:47:29,033 --> 00:47:31,494
Never spoke about it.
578
00:47:31,494 --> 00:47:34,497
What does that have to do
with you getting kicked out?
579
00:47:34,497 --> 00:47:37,333
I forced him to do that.
580
00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:39,919
I took something from him,
581
00:47:39,919 --> 00:47:44,632
something I thought would
knock him off his high horse,
582
00:47:44,632 --> 00:47:47,427
make him realise that he couldn't
pump us full of that
583
00:47:47,427 --> 00:47:50,513
"all men are equal" crap
and treat somebody like that.
584
00:48:01,524 --> 00:48:05,111
The old "let's take Jennifer
to the trip cabin" trick.
585
00:48:06,612 --> 00:48:09,115
Wow.
586
00:48:09,115 --> 00:48:12,035
Look at this place.
587
00:48:12,035 --> 00:48:15,830
Matthew, pretty dangerous
territory in here, huh?
588
00:48:17,915 --> 00:48:21,836
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea
for you to bring me in here.
589
00:48:32,513 --> 00:48:34,515
Yeah.
590
00:48:34,515 --> 00:48:38,311
A lot of good memories
in here, Matthew, huh?
591
00:48:41,606 --> 00:48:44,442
Yeah.
592
00:48:46,444 --> 00:48:47,820
Why are we doing this?
593
00:48:49,739 --> 00:48:52,325
What are we doing?
594
00:48:52,325 --> 00:48:54,327
We should go.
595
00:48:56,245 --> 00:48:58,122
Yeah.
596
00:48:59,332 --> 00:49:00,625
Let's go.
597
00:49:07,048 --> 00:49:08,049
Unca Lou!
598
00:49:08,049 --> 00:49:10,635
Isn't this a wonderful old cabin?
599
00:49:10,635 --> 00:49:14,138
Wylie Coder and I put it up
in the spring of 1953.
600
00:49:14,138 --> 00:49:17,850
All I think about when I'm
in this place is fish guts.
601
00:49:18,142 --> 00:49:19,143
Fish guts?
602
00:49:19,143 --> 00:49:21,938
This was the fishing cabin
until the early sixties.
603
00:49:21,938 --> 00:49:25,233
A couple of years before your time.
604
00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:30,655
Am I interrupting something?
605
00:49:30,655 --> 00:49:32,949
No! What are you doing up?
606
00:49:32,949 --> 00:49:36,953
You know, dirty dog.
Kind of a hard habit to break.
607
00:49:37,328 --> 00:49:42,125
We used to clean the dead fish in here.
This place used to be wall-to-wall fish guts.
608
00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,627
Fish guts and fish heads and blood.
609
00:49:44,627 --> 00:49:47,255
We hosed it down, but you're talking
about a hell of a smell.
610
00:49:47,255 --> 00:49:50,633
There's something about dead fish,
you know what I mean?
611
00:49:50,633 --> 00:49:53,428
- Makes you wanna puke your guts out.
- Yeah.
612
00:49:53,428 --> 00:49:55,930
- Makes you just wanna gag, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
613
00:49:55,930 --> 00:49:58,850
- You can still kinda smell it, can't ya?
- Okay.
614
00:49:58,850 --> 00:50:02,854
- All those fish heads, all that blood.
- Yeah.
615
00:50:05,356 --> 00:50:07,358
You sure I'm not interrupting something?
616
00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:10,361
Matthew and I were just
getting out of here, weren't we?
617
00:50:10,361 --> 00:50:12,155
Yep. Good night, Unca Lou.
618
00:50:12,155 --> 00:50:16,159
I'll walk you up the hill.
You got a big day tomorrow.
619
00:50:16,242 --> 00:50:18,828
Yes, fish guts.
620
00:50:18,828 --> 00:50:23,750
Big black bugs.
Makes you wanna just puke your guts out.
621
00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:26,044
There's a song we used to sing about it.
622
00:50:26,044 --> 00:50:29,255
Big black bugs, big black bugs
623
00:50:29,255 --> 00:50:32,133
Make you wanna puke your guts out
624
00:50:48,232 --> 00:50:52,236
- What did she say?
- She says she wants you to treat her right.
625
00:50:52,653 --> 00:50:56,657
- What, as a friend?
- I think you should take her to the island.
626
00:51:17,470 --> 00:51:21,474
At Camp Tamakwa,
in Ontario's Algonquin Provincial Park...
627
00:51:21,474 --> 00:51:23,476
Barry Dockin.
628
00:51:23,476 --> 00:51:25,561
Whatever happened to Barry Dockin?
629
00:51:25,561 --> 00:51:28,356
Lives in New York.
He's got three kids.
630
00:51:28,356 --> 00:51:32,151
- Who's that?
- Gil Adams.
631
00:51:32,151 --> 00:51:36,072
He sells stocks, lives in Rochester.
632
00:51:37,073 --> 00:51:41,369
- Ida Heinken!
- Ida! Ida!
633
00:51:41,369 --> 00:51:44,163
Jack, you better get
the masking tape out, huh?
634
00:51:44,956 --> 00:51:48,751
Am I the only person in the room
who didn't sleep with Ida Heinken?
635
00:51:48,751 --> 00:51:50,545
Pretty much.
636
00:51:50,545 --> 00:51:53,047
...a former semi-professional
boxing champion.
637
00:51:53,047 --> 00:51:56,843
Rick! God.
638
00:51:58,761 --> 00:52:00,763
He's so skinny.
639
00:52:00,763 --> 00:52:04,058
I hated boxing.
God, did I hate boxing.
640
00:52:06,644 --> 00:52:08,354
Nice fall, Matt.
641
00:52:09,856 --> 00:52:13,359
At Tamakwa,
a child learns to respect his environment.
642
00:52:13,359 --> 00:52:17,363
Respect for the land teaches
respect for your fellow man,
643
00:52:17,447 --> 00:52:21,784
a sense of belonging
and, more importantly respect for oneself
644
00:52:21,784 --> 00:52:26,456
For this is truly what the child
learns at Tamakwa.
645
00:52:26,456 --> 00:52:28,958
They make many friends,
learn many skills.
646
00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:33,963
But upon departure, they invariably
leave a fuller man or woman,
647
00:52:33,963 --> 00:52:36,466
a better friend and a kinder soul.
648
00:52:51,564 --> 00:52:53,358
I'm sorry.
649
00:52:55,860 --> 00:52:58,571
I know. I know.
650
00:52:59,989 --> 00:53:02,492
Why'd you come up?
651
00:53:05,286 --> 00:53:07,789
'Cause I wanted to be sad.
652
00:53:09,874 --> 00:53:11,459
Now I'm sad.
653
00:53:16,964 --> 00:53:21,969
He was doing his residency at
Saint Julian's in the emergency room,
654
00:53:21,969 --> 00:53:26,974
upset 'cause he was gonna be a few
minutes late for his 9 a.m. shift.
655
00:53:28,267 --> 00:53:30,978
Some stupid high school kid...
656
00:53:33,189 --> 00:53:35,692
tries to pass a bus.
657
00:53:36,776 --> 00:53:39,195
Forced him off the road.
658
00:53:40,697 --> 00:53:42,699
Good old Rick, man,
659
00:53:42,699 --> 00:53:47,787
9:00 a.m. sharp, gets wheeled
into the emergency room
660
00:53:47,787 --> 00:53:50,790
just in time for his shift.
661
00:53:53,668 --> 00:53:56,004
Are you worried about me?
662
00:53:57,797 --> 00:54:01,175
Everybody's worried about me.
663
00:54:01,175 --> 00:54:05,179
God, I'm so sick of everybody
worrying about me.
664
00:54:05,805 --> 00:54:08,474
God. It's been over a year.
665
00:54:08,474 --> 00:54:10,601
Hey.
666
00:54:19,485 --> 00:54:21,571
Why'd you do that?
667
00:54:21,571 --> 00:54:24,407
- Why did you do that?
- I thought you wanted me to.
668
00:54:24,407 --> 00:54:27,201
- Why would you think that?
- I don't know. I just thought...
669
00:54:27,201 --> 00:54:30,288
You and Jennifer said all this stuff,
and I just thought...
670
00:54:30,288 --> 00:54:34,876
- I didn't say I wanted to marry you.
- I understand.
671
00:54:34,876 --> 00:54:37,795
- I don't wanna be kissed, all right?
- Fine. Maybe I'll...
672
00:54:37,795 --> 00:54:40,590
- I'll just sit here, okay?
- Good.
673
00:54:40,590 --> 00:54:43,676
Just right here, all right?
674
00:54:43,676 --> 00:54:47,513
Look. I'm not attracted to you, all right?
675
00:54:47,513 --> 00:54:49,599
- Fine.
- Sorry.
676
00:54:49,599 --> 00:54:52,101
I find you very unappealing.
677
00:54:52,101 --> 00:54:54,604
It's cool.
678
00:55:20,088 --> 00:55:22,298
It's a Kotex, Lou. It's taped to the clanger.
679
00:55:32,392 --> 00:55:35,395
This is smaller.
This channel was always bigger than this.
680
00:55:35,395 --> 00:55:37,605
Maybe we're going the wrong way.
681
00:55:37,605 --> 00:55:40,692
I'm telling you, it's up this way.
682
00:55:40,692 --> 00:55:45,196
I've been single a long time.
You develop a sense of direction.
683
00:55:45,905 --> 00:55:47,615
You like being single?
684
00:55:47,615 --> 00:55:49,909
Like the freedom.
685
00:55:50,910 --> 00:55:53,287
You know who I feel sorry for?
686
00:55:53,287 --> 00:55:56,499
All those guys who had
vasectomies in the '70's.
687
00:55:56,499 --> 00:55:58,126
Remember them?
688
00:56:00,128 --> 00:56:03,798
Now, with safe sex,
they still gotta wear condoms.
689
00:56:05,091 --> 00:56:07,218
Never thought of it that way.
690
00:56:07,218 --> 00:56:10,096
Yeah, well, these are
the things I think about.
691
00:56:10,096 --> 00:56:13,891
There's germs out there
the size of sea lions.
692
00:56:15,893 --> 00:56:18,396
My God, it's so tiny!
693
00:56:18,396 --> 00:56:20,898
Remember we used to come here
for cookouts?
694
00:56:21,190 --> 00:56:25,695
Yeah, sure. But it was bigger then.
It was much bigger.
695
00:56:33,828 --> 00:56:37,415
Look how tiny this is.
I don't remember it being this small.
696
00:56:37,415 --> 00:56:39,500
I remember it being huge.
697
00:56:40,501 --> 00:56:43,713
Brad, do you think
Matt and Kelly are happy?
698
00:56:43,713 --> 00:56:47,717
Yeah. Yeah. They're happy. They're fine.
699
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,804
I just...
This was always like a mountain to me.
700
00:56:51,929 --> 00:56:56,225
Like a big dam.
Like the one in Vegas. Huge!
701
00:56:56,225 --> 00:57:01,022
Yeah, but do you think he still loves her?
702
00:57:01,022 --> 00:57:04,108
You don't still have a thing for him, do you?
703
00:57:04,108 --> 00:57:05,610
- For Matt?
- Yeah.
704
00:57:05,610 --> 00:57:10,323
What, like, 20 years later?
What'd you do, get bit by something?
705
00:57:10,323 --> 00:57:13,326
Well, good, 'cause he's definitely married.
706
00:57:13,326 --> 00:57:17,205
Happy, I don't know,
but he is good and married, Jennifer.
707
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,626
I just can't get over how small this is.
708
00:57:21,626 --> 00:57:25,213
It is completely tiny. Tiny, tiny, tiny.
709
00:57:25,213 --> 00:57:28,925
All right.
Enough already with the tiny talk, Brad.
710
00:57:28,925 --> 00:57:31,928
The dam did not get smaller. It did not.
711
00:57:31,928 --> 00:57:35,223
I'm just saying, to me,
it definitely got smaller.
712
00:57:35,223 --> 00:57:38,017
It's the same size it always was, okay?
713
00:57:38,017 --> 00:57:41,229
Nothing has gotten smaller.
714
00:57:41,229 --> 00:57:45,817
The dam, the camp, the lake,
they have not shrunk.
715
00:57:48,319 --> 00:57:52,323
We have gotten bigger.
Everything else has stayed the same size.
716
00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:58,121
You have grown. Deal with it. Geez!
717
00:58:08,131 --> 00:58:10,425
Hey.
718
00:58:14,929 --> 00:58:18,141
- You okay?
- Yeah.
719
00:58:18,141 --> 00:58:20,226
I'm sorry.
720
00:58:22,353 --> 00:58:25,440
I don't even know what that was about.
721
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:29,027
Just really edgy lately, you know?
722
00:58:33,322 --> 00:58:37,326
In New York, I'm always moving so fast.
723
00:58:37,744 --> 00:58:40,038
Being up here at this pace...
724
00:58:40,330 --> 00:58:43,750
- Is it Matt?
- No.
725
00:58:46,127 --> 00:58:48,254
I love Matt.
726
00:58:50,048 --> 00:58:51,924
I love Kelly.
727
00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:59,932
Being around them is tough, you know?
I feel like a loser. You know how it is.
728
00:59:03,936 --> 00:59:07,148
- I didn't mean it like that.
- I know you didn't.
729
00:59:13,654 --> 00:59:15,948
Let me rehash this in case anybody forgot.
730
00:59:15,948 --> 00:59:17,533
No one's forgotten.
731
00:59:17,533 --> 00:59:20,244
Can we just do this so I can
lose and go take a nap?
732
00:59:20,244 --> 00:59:23,039
Jack! Let's go! Tamakwathon.
733
00:59:23,039 --> 00:59:27,043
No. Thanks, but no thanks.
I got a date with Spiderman.
734
00:59:27,126 --> 00:59:28,252
Come on, Jack.
735
00:59:28,252 --> 00:59:31,339
No, you go have fun.
This doesn't interest me.
736
00:59:32,131 --> 00:59:35,760
Remember now, be good sports,
or there's no point in winning.
737
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,638
One last thing. If Bethie wins,
738
00:59:38,638 --> 00:59:41,766
her prize is she gets to dance
with me on closing night at camp.
739
00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:47,146
Okay, let's go.
Get on your marks,
740
00:59:47,146 --> 00:59:49,148
get set...
741
00:59:49,148 --> 00:59:51,359
You broke my eardrum!
742
01:00:36,654 --> 01:00:40,074
Go, Bethie. Yeah!
743
01:01:17,945 --> 01:01:20,865
Good job, Bethie. Sorry I gotta pass.
744
01:01:20,865 --> 01:01:23,076
I wanna win this one.
745
01:02:04,867 --> 01:02:06,869
Yes! Yes!
746
01:02:50,163 --> 01:02:53,499
Don't you remember?
On rainy days we had "Z" machine.
747
01:02:53,499 --> 01:02:57,170
Remember? Everyone went back to
the cabin and went back to bed.
748
01:02:57,170 --> 01:02:59,380
Sun will be out this afternoon, guys.
749
01:02:59,380 --> 01:03:03,384
- Wakonda's gonna smile yet.
- A man's gotta have a dream, Lou.
750
01:03:03,468 --> 01:03:07,472
- Another golden Tamakwa day.
- It never rains at Tamakwa. Never.
751
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,475
Unca Lou, what...
752
01:03:10,475 --> 01:03:15,271
What are the realities if
someone wanted to take over the camp?
753
01:03:15,271 --> 01:03:17,482
Kelly, what's he talking about?
754
01:03:17,482 --> 01:03:19,776
I have no idea.
755
01:03:19,776 --> 01:03:23,279
It depends on the person.
You sayin' you wanna take over Tamakwa?
756
01:03:23,279 --> 01:03:26,491
Well, I'm not sure I mean myself.
757
01:03:26,491 --> 01:03:29,994
But I think someone should.
Maybe a couple of us.
758
01:03:29,994 --> 01:03:33,081
Matthew, don't you think we
should discuss this privately?
759
01:03:33,081 --> 01:03:38,711
Matt, if you're thinking about me, that
was Gwen talking. No of fence, Unca Lou.
760
01:03:38,711 --> 01:03:41,506
I hope you're not thinking about me, Matt.
761
01:03:41,506 --> 01:03:44,175
I mean, picture me on the brochure.
762
01:03:46,386 --> 01:03:49,597
How many parents are gonna want to send
their kids into the woods that summer?
763
01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:53,601
He's not talking about anyone. He's just
babbling. You're just babbling, right?
764
01:03:53,810 --> 01:03:56,104
He's not babbling. He's serious.
765
01:03:56,104 --> 01:03:59,982
He's saying that someone should.
One of us should.
766
01:03:59,982 --> 01:04:02,777
Maybe a couple of us.
Maybe we could be partners.
767
01:04:02,777 --> 01:04:06,698
You're not talking about you and Matthew.
768
01:04:06,698 --> 01:04:09,283
You're not suggesting that, are you?
769
01:04:10,410 --> 01:04:15,915
I was... I don't know, Kelly.
I was just discussing it.
770
01:04:15,915 --> 01:04:20,712
I think that Matt is right.
I think somebody should do something.
771
01:04:20,712 --> 01:04:25,383
It's been 43 years.
A lot of kids started out their lives here.
772
01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:29,012
I just think that it would be a shame
to let it die. That's all.
773
01:04:29,012 --> 01:04:32,306
Well, I think it should be
Jamie and Matthew.
774
01:04:32,306 --> 01:04:35,810
You guys would be so great,
and the kids would love you.
775
01:04:35,810 --> 01:04:38,104
Haven't we already talked about this?
776
01:04:40,023 --> 01:04:43,985
Babe, you don't know anything about this
camp. You've been here for four days.
777
01:04:44,402 --> 01:04:46,487
So just sit there and look pretty, okay?
778
01:04:51,909 --> 01:04:53,786
Excuse me, Lou.
779
01:04:54,996 --> 01:04:57,206
Fuck you, Jamie.
780
01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:09,802
Oh, God. Here we go.
781
01:05:17,018 --> 01:05:19,604
Boy, dropping like flies.
782
01:05:19,604 --> 01:05:23,024
You got any other topics of conversation
you wanna clear the room with?
783
01:05:26,402 --> 01:05:29,906
I don't see what's so funny.
784
01:05:29,906 --> 01:05:33,201
You wanna run a summer camp, huh?
What about your commitment to me?
785
01:05:33,201 --> 01:05:36,496
Six months after you leave,
the business folds, and you know it.
786
01:05:36,496 --> 01:05:39,207
- That is not true, Brad.
- Fine. Run a camp.
787
01:05:39,207 --> 01:05:42,919
Uncle Melvin was right.
I should have never trusted you.
788
01:05:47,215 --> 01:05:49,133
Unca Lou, I'm sorry.
789
01:05:49,133 --> 01:05:53,721
I'm sorry I brought it up. I didn't
want to make such a big scene about it.
790
01:05:55,723 --> 01:05:59,519
No big deal. It's just a bunch of old cabins.
791
01:06:01,604 --> 01:06:03,731
Just old cabins.
792
01:06:49,235 --> 01:06:52,739
How much time do you have to put
into running a camp during the winter?
793
01:06:52,739 --> 01:06:56,117
When you're in Detroit,
how much time a week do you put in?
794
01:06:56,117 --> 01:06:58,619
It isn't about hours, Matthew.
795
01:06:58,619 --> 01:07:01,414
It's a way of life,
running a summer camp.
796
01:07:01,414 --> 01:07:03,624
Can't do it by the clock.
797
01:07:06,044 --> 01:07:10,048
- It's not that difficult of a move, Stick.
- Stick! Stick!
798
01:07:24,228 --> 01:07:27,732
Gwen. Gwen! What are you doing?
799
01:07:29,817 --> 01:07:32,320
I wanted to give you your present back.
800
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:36,240
I don't like it. I don't think
it shows your friends here enough.
801
01:07:37,116 --> 01:07:41,037
What do you think, gang?
Doesn't Jamie have a nice life?
802
01:07:41,037 --> 01:07:43,331
Look, Gwen, you're pissing me off.
803
01:07:43,331 --> 01:07:46,334
I'm just trying to look pretty for you, honey.
804
01:07:46,334 --> 01:07:50,922
Get that canoe back to the canoe dock
and go get dressed now! I mean it!
805
01:07:50,922 --> 01:07:53,841
Do you own this camp?
806
01:07:53,841 --> 01:07:58,137
- Lou, do I have to leave right now?
- No. Who said that?
807
01:07:58,137 --> 01:07:59,055
Hey! Lou.
808
01:08:00,223 --> 01:08:03,059
Hey, come on, Jamie.
She's not bothering anyone.
809
01:08:03,059 --> 01:08:07,855
If I have to dive in this water and swim
to you, you're gonna be a sorry little girl.
810
01:08:09,023 --> 01:08:12,026
I'm already sorry.
811
01:08:33,464 --> 01:08:36,634
I hope I didn't offend any of you.
812
01:08:38,052 --> 01:08:41,639
Jamie needs to learn that he
shouldn't overwind his toys.
813
01:08:49,355 --> 01:08:53,151
I gotta tell you, I like her.
814
01:08:53,151 --> 01:08:55,737
I like her a lot.
815
01:10:14,065 --> 01:10:17,777
I'm not trying to steal Matt from you, Kelly.
816
01:10:19,445 --> 01:10:21,864
Honest.
817
01:10:23,866 --> 01:10:26,661
I'm just lonely.
818
01:10:29,163 --> 01:10:32,166
I'm lonely, and...
819
01:10:32,166 --> 01:10:35,461
I think I'm starting to get
a little desperate.
820
01:10:42,552 --> 01:10:46,556
I feel like I could lose him.
821
01:10:47,181 --> 01:10:50,560
I never felt that way before, but I do lately.
822
01:10:52,854 --> 01:10:55,773
He's lucky to have you.
823
01:10:57,859 --> 01:11:00,862
That's the truth, Kel.
824
01:11:04,657 --> 01:11:06,993
Would you really want
to take over the camp?
825
01:11:07,785 --> 01:11:09,287
No.
826
01:11:11,456 --> 01:11:14,167
It's just a fantasy.
827
01:12:03,466 --> 01:12:05,593
You would've won.
828
01:12:05,593 --> 01:12:09,597
You would've bested Jamie
by almost five seconds.
829
01:12:09,597 --> 01:12:11,974
You were always fast, Jack.
830
01:12:15,395 --> 01:12:17,397
I shouldn't have thrown you out of camp.
831
01:12:18,606 --> 01:12:23,194
I don't know what I should have done,
but I shouldn't have thrown you out.
832
01:12:25,905 --> 01:12:27,490
Listen.
833
01:12:29,575 --> 01:12:34,497
What I did with Sam Grover was wrong.
I was playing God.
834
01:12:35,790 --> 01:12:38,376
I should've let him come up here
and figure his own way out.
835
01:12:43,006 --> 01:12:45,883
They were different times,
and I was a different person.
836
01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:50,680
I saw him as coloured.
Not good, not bad, just coloured.
837
01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:56,102
I thought I should spare
everyone the tension.
838
01:12:59,605 --> 01:13:02,108
I thought I could save him the alienation
839
01:13:02,108 --> 01:13:05,611
I was sure he would find at a camp
filled with all white people.
840
01:13:11,117 --> 01:13:16,497
If I could pick one day in my life to do
different, that would be the day I'd pick.
841
01:13:16,497 --> 01:13:20,501
That day would be the day I'd do different.
842
01:13:23,588 --> 01:13:27,592
You're kinda young to retire.
Aren't you gonna miss all this?
843
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:32,388
No. I don't get the kids today.
I don't get them. They don't get me.
844
01:13:32,388 --> 01:13:36,309
Hey, it's a different era, a different time.
845
01:13:36,309 --> 01:13:38,811
I try to teach them how
to light a one-match fire,
846
01:13:38,811 --> 01:13:41,105
they look at me like
I'm from another planet.
847
01:13:41,105 --> 01:13:44,901
With the boom boxes and the headphones.
848
01:13:44,901 --> 01:13:47,987
A kid who's got to wear those stupid
headsets in the North Woods
849
01:13:47,987 --> 01:13:51,616
is a kid I... I just don't understand.
850
01:13:55,203 --> 01:13:58,998
It was bigger than your cabin.
I'm not kidding. It was snapping.
851
01:13:58,998 --> 01:14:01,709
- How big was it?
- It was like Kentucky.
852
01:14:01,709 --> 01:14:04,504
- It was this big.
- Turtle's been around forever.
853
01:14:04,504 --> 01:14:06,089
It doesn't bite, Brad.
854
01:14:06,089 --> 01:14:08,800
Take it and shut up!
I don't want your ring any more.
855
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,219
Calm down. You're acting
like a four-year-old.
856
01:14:11,219 --> 01:14:14,097
You calm down,
and find another new fiancee. No!
857
01:14:14,097 --> 01:14:16,808
- Jamie, come on. Relax!
- Mind your own business.
858
01:14:16,808 --> 01:14:18,518
- Leave me alone!
- Jamie, relax!
859
01:14:18,518 --> 01:14:20,520
- You better relax!
- Jamie, come on!
860
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,605
- Let's go, Gwen.
- No!
861
01:14:22,605 --> 01:14:24,899
- Back off!
- Leave her alone!
862
01:14:24,899 --> 01:14:27,402
- What's all this, now?
- Jamie.
863
01:14:28,027 --> 01:14:30,405
It's nothing, Lou. Just a little scuffle.
864
01:14:34,701 --> 01:14:37,203
Stick, go get the gloves.
We'll take it into the ring.
865
01:14:37,203 --> 01:14:40,999
The ring? Unca Lou,
it's nothing. It's fine.
866
01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:45,294
- No, we'll take it into the ring.
- The ring?
867
01:14:45,294 --> 01:14:49,298
Unca Lou, you know I hate boxing.
868
01:14:49,507 --> 01:14:53,511
All right, Matt, come on!
There's a shot.
869
01:14:55,096 --> 01:14:58,307
It's very good, Matthew.
It's very, very good. Get up.
870
01:14:58,933 --> 01:15:02,520
- Come on, Matthew!
- Get up.
871
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:06,107
- Get up, man. Come on.
- You're doing really good. Really good!
872
01:15:06,399 --> 01:15:09,402
That's it. Mix it up. Keep your hands up.
873
01:15:17,535 --> 01:15:20,413
Okay, you should feel
very good about yourself.
874
01:15:20,413 --> 01:15:24,417
- Terrific. Get back in there. Up we go.
- Come on, Matt. You can do it!
875
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:27,420
Come on. You can beat him.
Come on, honey.
876
01:15:27,420 --> 01:15:31,424
Don't make me do this.
Four, five, six.
877
01:15:31,716 --> 01:15:35,219
Seven. Up we go! Good boy.
Get in there.
878
01:15:36,721 --> 01:15:38,639
Kick his ass, Matt!
879
01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:40,433
That's great, Gwen.
880
01:15:40,433 --> 01:15:42,727
- Yes!
- All right!
881
01:15:42,727 --> 01:15:43,936
Yes!
882
01:15:46,314 --> 01:15:48,524
That's it. There you go!
883
01:15:49,442 --> 01:15:52,111
Yes! Get him, Matt!
884
01:15:52,111 --> 01:15:55,615
Go! That's it!
885
01:15:55,615 --> 01:15:58,117
Yes, get him! You got it!
886
01:16:00,828 --> 01:16:04,040
Yeah! Yeah! Oh, yeah!
887
01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:09,128
Two, three, four, five, seven, nine...
We got a winner.
888
01:16:09,128 --> 01:16:12,548
Okay, give me the gloves. I'm next.
889
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:16,844
- What are you doing, Kelly?
- I'm next. I want a shot at the champ here.
890
01:16:17,845 --> 01:16:20,348
We never had co-ed boxing
here before, did we?
891
01:16:20,348 --> 01:16:21,349
Nope.
892
01:16:21,349 --> 01:16:24,936
- We do now.
- Kelly, what are you doing?
893
01:16:24,936 --> 01:16:27,647
Stick, when you're ready
just give me a bell and let's go.
894
01:16:27,647 --> 01:16:31,442
Come on, Stick. Let's go!
Put 'em up, Matt.
895
01:16:31,442 --> 01:16:34,445
Kelly, come on.
896
01:16:34,737 --> 01:16:38,741
Come on. You're gonna deal with me
right now. There's no getting out of this.
897
01:16:40,326 --> 01:16:44,956
Come on. Wanna hit me? Hit me.
Come on. Yell at me!
898
01:16:44,956 --> 01:16:47,250
Kick me. I don't care!
899
01:16:50,128 --> 01:16:53,548
You can't ignore me anymore.
Do you understand me?
900
01:16:53,548 --> 01:16:58,636
I am in this ring with you,
and I am not going anywhere.
901
01:16:58,636 --> 01:17:03,057
Come on. Okay, okay, okay.
I give up. I give up.
902
01:17:10,231 --> 01:17:11,649
I give up.
903
01:17:17,739 --> 01:17:20,033
I love you, Matthew.
904
01:17:32,545 --> 01:17:36,132
We just really need to start
communicating with each other.
905
01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:56,546
Up ahead over here is the Everett cabin.
Oscar and Clara Everett.
906
01:18:56,546 --> 01:18:59,465
Old couple who lived up here
in the park since the '20s.
907
01:19:00,842 --> 01:19:03,678
Oscar died in the late '50s,
908
01:19:03,678 --> 01:19:07,265
and his widow talked the ranger
into carrying out his last wishes.
909
01:19:10,643 --> 01:19:13,980
He wanted to get the "deep six"
in the lake outside the cabin,
910
01:19:13,980 --> 01:19:17,358
and he asked for me to say
some nice things about him.
911
01:19:28,286 --> 01:19:30,580
Poor woman.
912
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:35,960
She spent the last 15 years of her life
all alone up here, just waiting to die,
913
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:38,963
so she could be dropped in
the lake with her husband.
914
01:19:38,963 --> 01:19:41,466
Thaddeus and I
spent half the morning
915
01:19:41,466 --> 01:19:45,470
fighting about where we'd dropped
Oscar's body 15 years before.
916
01:19:55,271 --> 01:19:58,274
Fifteen years of her life she wasted.
917
01:19:58,274 --> 01:20:02,278
We might as well have thrown her in
the lake when we dumped her husband.
918
01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:06,491
You made that story up, didn't you?
919
01:20:08,159 --> 01:20:11,162
Why would I
make up a story like that?
920
01:20:13,790 --> 01:20:16,167
Because you're you.
921
01:20:17,669 --> 01:20:20,463
You're Unca Lou! I mean...
922
01:20:21,964 --> 01:20:25,176
Either way, I got the point.
923
01:20:25,176 --> 01:20:29,180
Jesus! You make it sound
like I'm pathological or something.
924
01:21:34,078 --> 01:21:35,997
Just called the boys.
925
01:21:35,997 --> 01:21:40,001
- How are they?
- They're fine.
926
01:21:40,376 --> 01:21:43,296
I told them that Mommy beat
the shit out of me today.
927
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:57,185
- Do you still hate me?
- I don't hate you.
928
01:21:58,478 --> 01:22:01,689
Wouldn't blame you if you did.
929
01:22:03,191 --> 01:22:05,276
It's beautiful.
930
01:22:06,986 --> 01:22:10,114
You're beautiful, Kelly.
931
01:22:42,397 --> 01:22:43,898
Hey.
932
01:22:45,316 --> 01:22:46,901
Where's Gwen?
933
01:22:49,112 --> 01:22:51,823
She's down at the fire.
934
01:22:51,823 --> 01:22:56,411
- She's leaving me.
- What are you gonna do about it?
935
01:22:58,287 --> 01:23:02,000
I don't know. No one's ever left me before.
936
01:23:08,923 --> 01:23:10,591
Do you wanna dance?
937
01:23:12,218 --> 01:23:17,223
I shouldn't. I shouldn't, Jamie. I mean it.
938
01:23:17,223 --> 01:23:19,726
You're scum.
939
01:23:23,604 --> 01:23:25,690
I'm not sure. Is that a "yes"?
940
01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:30,111
Yeah, it's a "yes."
941
01:23:45,793 --> 01:23:49,797
That's what you're saying,
but that's not what I'm hearing.
942
01:23:50,006 --> 01:23:52,925
What I'm hearing is that
you wanna walk away, desert me.
943
01:23:52,925 --> 01:23:54,927
Don't look at it that way.
944
01:23:54,927 --> 01:23:57,013
How am I supposed to look at it?
945
01:23:57,013 --> 01:23:59,307
Look at it from the beginning.
946
01:23:59,307 --> 01:24:03,102
You did it all. I was just some college kid
who made goofy hats for beer money.
947
01:24:03,102 --> 01:24:06,898
It doesn't work for me anymore.
All I feel like is some businessman.
948
01:24:06,898 --> 01:24:10,401
You hear the way he says that?
Like a serial killer.
949
01:24:10,401 --> 01:24:14,030
I don't wanna be a businessman.
I never wanted to be a businessman.
950
01:24:14,030 --> 01:24:15,114
It makes me feel old.
951
01:24:15,114 --> 01:24:17,700
But you're okay with
the serial killer analogy?
952
01:24:17,700 --> 01:24:22,622
Brad, look. You like this stuff.
953
01:24:22,622 --> 01:24:24,832
It's in your blood,
and you're great at it.
954
01:24:24,832 --> 01:24:27,710
No one does what you do like you do.
You're incredible.
955
01:24:27,710 --> 01:24:31,214
This is bullshit. You're saying this
to make blowing me off easier.
956
01:24:31,214 --> 01:24:34,217
- No, I'm not.
- No, he's not.
957
01:24:34,217 --> 01:24:36,928
Brad, you are incredible.
He says it all the time.
958
01:24:40,223 --> 01:24:44,227
- You say it all the time, that I'm incredible?
- All the time.
959
01:24:44,227 --> 01:24:48,815
- To people, I mean, groups of people?
- All the time.
960
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:57,323
You want out, you're out.
961
01:24:58,825 --> 01:25:00,243
Thanks.
962
01:25:06,207 --> 01:25:08,543
Where are you taking me?
963
01:25:08,543 --> 01:25:12,422
- Just come.
- Where are you taking me?
964
01:25:12,422 --> 01:25:14,424
- Stand there.
- Stand here?
965
01:25:14,424 --> 01:25:16,426
Look up.
966
01:25:16,426 --> 01:25:19,846
You know what they say it means
when there's this many stars out?
967
01:25:20,722 --> 01:25:22,348
What?
968
01:25:23,516 --> 01:25:27,437
It means something really
terrible is gonna happen.
969
01:25:29,022 --> 01:25:32,650
It means I'm... I'm gonna kiss you.
970
01:25:45,246 --> 01:25:49,250
Wow! That was good.
971
01:25:49,625 --> 01:25:53,421
I thought you were gonna knee me
in the nuts or something.
972
01:26:17,236 --> 01:26:19,322
- Hi.
- Hi.
973
01:26:29,749 --> 01:26:32,251
Do you wanna dance?
974
01:26:32,251 --> 01:26:35,129
Sure.
975
01:26:35,129 --> 01:26:38,758
Even if it might piss off
shithead over there?
976
01:26:44,138 --> 01:26:46,557
- I don't mind.
- Okay.
977
01:26:46,557 --> 01:26:49,936
Okay. Yeah.
978
01:26:49,936 --> 01:26:52,939
One hand on you.
979
01:26:52,939 --> 01:26:55,441
Good.
980
01:27:35,356 --> 01:27:37,859
You guys! You gotta see this.
981
01:27:37,859 --> 01:27:41,571
- You're gonna thank me.
- I'm cold, and I'm really not into this.
982
01:27:41,571 --> 01:27:43,573
Why are we running?
983
01:27:43,865 --> 01:27:46,075
You're gonna love it.
984
01:27:47,744 --> 01:27:49,954
Hey, all right!
985
01:27:49,954 --> 01:27:53,750
Jack and Beth. That's so great!
986
01:27:53,750 --> 01:27:55,668
I'm not even this happy
when I'm about to have sex.
987
01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:57,253
Really?
988
01:28:00,465 --> 01:28:03,343
Hey! Are we moving?
989
01:28:03,343 --> 01:28:06,554
Nice night, huh? Have a nice swim.
990
01:28:06,554 --> 01:28:09,849
- You suck!
- Oh, no way!
991
01:28:11,851 --> 01:28:15,271
Enjoy your swim!
992
01:28:15,271 --> 01:28:18,358
The schreck king prevails!
993
01:28:18,358 --> 01:28:19,567
Yes!
994
01:28:24,072 --> 01:28:26,657
Good one! Okay?
995
01:28:31,871 --> 01:28:35,875
Hey, Brad, this is my brother's suit.
I can't get it wet.
996
01:28:36,167 --> 01:28:39,087
I'm the king! I'm the king!
997
01:28:39,087 --> 01:28:41,172
I'm the king!
998
01:30:30,281 --> 01:30:33,785
Okay, Jennifer.
You be a good girl now.
999
01:30:34,786 --> 01:30:36,496
Lou.
1000
01:30:40,708 --> 01:30:43,503
Bradley, you try and enjoy
your life now, you hear me?
1001
01:30:43,503 --> 01:30:45,088
I hear you.
1002
01:30:45,088 --> 01:30:48,091
- Very good. Very good.
- Never flinches.
1003
01:30:48,675 --> 01:30:50,301
Hey, you!
1004
01:30:52,387 --> 01:30:56,391
If you're gonna keep this guy on the ropes,
you gotta work on your left hook.
1005
01:30:56,891 --> 01:30:58,184
I will.
1006
01:30:59,602 --> 01:31:01,979
Thanks, Lou.
1007
01:31:01,979 --> 01:31:04,899
- Bye.
- Unca Lou, can I talk to you for a second?
1008
01:31:04,899 --> 01:31:07,610
Yeah. Everything okay?
1009
01:31:12,990 --> 01:31:15,493
About what we talked about.
1010
01:31:15,493 --> 01:31:17,704
The possibility of me
taking over the camp?
1011
01:31:17,704 --> 01:31:18,913
Yeah.
1012
01:31:18,913 --> 01:31:21,916
- I'm sorry, but I just can't do it
- Forget about it.
1013
01:31:21,916 --> 01:31:24,877
- I feel like I've let you down.
- Matthew, please.
1014
01:31:24,877 --> 01:31:27,588
- You were probably hoping...
- Don't worry about it.
1015
01:31:27,588 --> 01:31:29,716
Everything will work out fine.
1016
01:31:30,299 --> 01:31:33,011
- I got a lot of things to work out.
- Sure. Matthew!
1017
01:31:33,011 --> 01:31:36,889
- Kelly and I...
- Hey, hey! You worry too much.
1018
01:31:37,807 --> 01:31:41,686
It was good to see you again, Unca Lou.
Take care, huh?
1019
01:31:41,686 --> 01:31:44,480
Come on.
1020
01:31:45,606 --> 01:31:48,317
Bye, Unca Lou.
1021
01:31:48,317 --> 01:31:51,404
Jack and Beth. Where are Jack and Beth?
1022
01:31:51,404 --> 01:31:53,698
She came down a couple of hours ago,
I think.
1023
01:31:53,698 --> 01:31:55,283
So did he.
1024
01:32:09,714 --> 01:32:11,716
You're gonna miss the boat.
1025
01:32:26,814 --> 01:32:30,818
We wanna run the camp, Lou,
the two of us.
1026
01:32:33,529 --> 01:32:36,616
I'm not sure where we're gonna get
the money, but we have a plan.
1027
01:32:36,616 --> 01:32:40,620
You don't need any money.
If you want it, the camp is yours.
1028
01:32:40,620 --> 01:32:43,498
- Just like that, you'll give us the camp?
- Yeah.
1029
01:32:43,498 --> 01:32:48,711
It's not worth anything. On paper it's
nothing but a bunch of old cabins.
1030
01:32:48,711 --> 01:32:51,506
But I'll tell you one thing.
1031
01:32:51,506 --> 01:32:54,217
If you hit it right, it's one hell of a life.
1032
01:32:59,722 --> 01:33:03,309
I knew things were gonna work out.
They usually do.
1033
01:33:08,314 --> 01:33:11,609
The trophy looks as good as new, Jack.
You took good care of it.
1034
01:33:12,902 --> 01:33:15,613
Yeah, well, I had it in a safe place.
1035
01:33:22,704 --> 01:33:24,831
Land sports, water activity
1036
01:33:24,831 --> 01:33:27,417
and, more importantly social interaction
1037
01:33:27,417 --> 01:33:30,003
under the guidance of
Tamakwa's trained staff.
1038
01:33:30,003 --> 01:33:33,923
At Tamakwa, a child learns
to respect his environment.
1039
01:33:33,923 --> 01:33:38,720
Lectures on park life and tours
of the area are taken regularly
1040
01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:42,015
Respect for the land teaches
respect for your fellow man,
1041
01:33:42,015 --> 01:33:46,019
a sense of belonging and, more
importantly respect for oneself
1042
01:33:46,227 --> 01:33:49,439
For this is truly what
the child learns at Tamakwa.
1043
01:33:49,439 --> 01:33:54,235
They make many friends,
learn many skills, and upon departure,
1044
01:33:54,235 --> 01:33:59,615
they invariably leave a fuller man or
woman, a better friend and a kinder soul.
1045
01:33:59,615 --> 01:34:02,118
This is life at
Canada's Camp Tamakwa
1046
01:34:02,118 --> 01:34:05,121
in Ontario's Algonquin Provincial Park.
1047
01:34:05,121 --> 01:34:09,917
Long live Camp Tamakwa,
a camping tradition since 1937.
1048
01:34:42,617 --> 01:34:44,827
Hello, "Muddah"
1049
01:34:44,827 --> 01:34:47,121
Hello, "Faddah"
1050
01:34:47,121 --> 01:34:49,123
Here I am at
1051
01:34:49,123 --> 01:34:51,250
Camp Granada
1052
01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:53,044
Camp is very
1053
01:34:53,044 --> 01:34:55,046
Entertaining
1054
01:34:55,046 --> 01:34:59,050
And they say we'll have
some fun if it stops raining
1055
01:34:59,425 --> 01:35:01,427
I went hiking
1056
01:35:01,427 --> 01:35:03,554
With Joe Spivy
1057
01:35:03,554 --> 01:35:05,556
He developed
1058
01:35:05,556 --> 01:35:07,433
Poison ivy
1059
01:35:07,433 --> 01:35:09,519
You remember
1060
01:35:09,519 --> 01:35:11,521
Leonard Skinner
1061
01:35:11,521 --> 01:35:15,525
He got ptomaine poisoning
last night after dinner
1062
01:35:15,858 --> 01:35:17,860
All the counsellors
1063
01:35:17,860 --> 01:35:19,737
Hate the waiters
1064
01:35:19,737 --> 01:35:22,156
And the lake has
1065
01:35:22,156 --> 01:35:23,950
Alligators
1066
01:35:23,950 --> 01:35:26,160
And the head coach
1067
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:28,246
Wants no sissies
1068
01:35:28,246 --> 01:35:32,250
So he reads to us from
something called "Ulysses"
1069
01:35:32,458 --> 01:35:34,544
Now, I don't want
1070
01:35:34,544 --> 01:35:36,462
This should scare ya
1071
01:35:36,462 --> 01:35:38,464
But my bunk mate
1072
01:35:38,464 --> 01:35:40,758
Has malaria
1073
01:35:40,758 --> 01:35:42,760
You remember
1074
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:44,846
Jeffrey Hardy
1075
01:35:44,846 --> 01:35:49,559
They're about to organise
a searching party
1076
01:35:49,851 --> 01:35:53,730
Take me home
Oh, Muddah, Faddah
1077
01:35:53,730 --> 01:35:57,734
Take me home
I hate Granada
1078
01:35:57,942 --> 01:36:01,946
Don't leave me out in the forest
1079
01:36:02,155 --> 01:36:06,159
Where I might get eaten by a bear
1080
01:36:06,159 --> 01:36:08,953
Take me home
1081
01:36:09,245 --> 01:36:13,166
I promise I will not make noise
1082
01:36:13,166 --> 01:36:17,462
Or mess the house with other boys
1083
01:36:17,462 --> 01:36:19,630
Oh, please don't make me stay
1084
01:36:19,630 --> 01:36:25,261
I've been here one whole day
1085
01:36:26,846 --> 01:36:29,349
Dearest Faddah
1086
01:36:29,349 --> 01:36:31,351
Darling Muddah
1087
01:36:31,351 --> 01:36:33,144
How's my precious
1088
01:36:33,144 --> 01:36:35,355
little bruddah
1089
01:36:35,355 --> 01:36:37,440
Let me come home
1090
01:36:37,440 --> 01:36:39,442
If you miss me
1091
01:36:39,442 --> 01:36:43,738
I would even let Aunt Bertha
hug and kiss me
1092
01:36:43,738 --> 01:36:45,656
Wait a minute
1093
01:36:45,656 --> 01:36:47,950
It stopped hailing
1094
01:36:47,950 --> 01:36:49,952
Guys are swimming
1095
01:36:49,952 --> 01:36:52,038
Guys are sailing
1096
01:36:52,038 --> 01:36:54,040
Playing baseball
1097
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:56,167
Gee, that's beddah
1098
01:36:56,167 --> 01:37:00,171
Muddah, Faddah
kindly disregard this leddah
-iimraann